www.onesentence.org is a collection of true stories told in one sentence. I think some of them are so clever, here are a few from this month:
It was only after he demonstrated that he could accurately quote long passages of
Hemingway's The Sun Also Rises after eleven shots of tequila that i agreed to give him my number.
Indy One Jeep
I knew what we really were when i realized that we had eaten our Christmas Dinner
out of a cooler from the back of a pick-up truck
My mom told me that when you go to heaven, God gives you all of the balloons you
lost when you were alive.
One of Three, Not Two
Having met my secret sister who no one knows i know about, all my mom's clever
little references didn't go unnoticed this holiday.
Years from now, when we fix up our own home together, I'll recall the night we wandered
through Home Depot & spent 20 minutes in the doorbell section listening carefully to each one
As i sat on the park bench in my Chuck Taylors & Buddy Holly glasses, a cup of
coffee in one hand, cigarette hanging from my mouth and a battered copy of
"On the Road" on my knees, I felt i was trying way too hard.