Single Sentence Stories

www.onesentence.org is a collection of true stories told in one sentence. I think some of them are so clever, here are a few from this month:

Pheobe

It was only after he demonstrated that he could accurately quote long passages of

Hemingway's The Sun Also Rises after eleven shots of tequila that i agreed to give him my number.

[2010-01-07 16:04:22]

Indy One Jeep

I knew what we really were when i realized that we had eaten our Christmas Dinner

out of a cooler from the back of a pick-up truck

[2010-01-11 14:47:40]

Chloe

My mom told me that when you go to heaven, God gives you all of the balloons you

lost when you were alive.

[2010-01-03 10:34:20]

One of Three, Not Two

Having met my secret sister who no one knows i know about, all my mom's clever

little references didn't go unnoticed this holiday.

[2010-01-04 11:05:18]

Madeline

Years from now, when we fix up our own home together, I'll recall the night we wandered

through Home Depot & spent 20 minutes in the doorbell section listening carefully to each one

[2010-01-07 11:27:50]

Limey

As i sat on the park bench in my Chuck Taylors & Buddy Holly glasses, a cup of

coffee in one hand, cigarette hanging from my mouth and a battered copy of

"On the Road" on my knees, I felt i was trying way too hard.

[2010-01-10 02:34:16]