Nothing of Use.

The following links are not useful for anything, but I have personally spent hours just staring at them. Anything that's consumed that much of my attention deserves blog recognition. Enjoy munchkins.

Zefrank Scribbler : Scribble your impaired little doodle and watch this website make your chicken scratch sad excuse for a penis drawing a masterpiece you'll be proud to tell your friends you're associated with.

HevelticToc : This tells time. I have no idea why i like it so much. 

Screen Cleaner : This look just like my Puggers. 

Jackson Pollock.Org : This is so that you can make a pathetic half cocked version of a Jackson Pollock painting. 

Wonderfl : I honestly can't even tell you what this is. It makes you feel like a spider fucking up a tightly knit web and spreading lice around. 

Mr.Doob Lab : The experience of being on LSD. Like being stuck in a fishbowl of frozen water droplets. 

Suess Doesn't Mind

Be who you are & say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, & those who matter don't mind.

- Dr. Seuss

My life for the passed year be like...

"Starting Now" - Ingrid Michaelson
"Your New Twin Size Bed" - Death Cab for Cutie


"Where painfully & with wonder, at having survived even this far, we are learning to make fire" 
- Margaret Atwood's 'Habitation' 

This week be like...

You fit into me

like a hook into an eye.

A fish hook.

An open eye.

-Margaret Atwood

Summa Summa Summa

Happy Birthday Summer

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The season has finally changed.

Here marks the beginning of a new and glorious summer.

Song: "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey & "Unwritten" by Natasha Beddingfeild (i know what you're thinking, "those songs are both incredibly cheesy" I say NAY, SIR.

Book: "Datable: Are You? Are they?" by whatever idiot. 

Omnoms: Raspberries & Peppermint tea.

Game: Scattagories.

iLearn in June.

These are bits & pieces of my day, a bit of Children's Lit: Fantasy reading, a bit of writing. 

"An adult is not a dead child, but a child who survived"

- Ursula Le Guin's Why Are Americans Afraid of Dragons?'

"Female sexuality, the maturation from girl to woman, takes place in the darkness of the labyrinthine passages & tunnels beneath the ancient tombs of the dark powers of the earth" (Textbook)

13.06.2010.6:03am

Mornings building pregnant pauses

overcome with greenery

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Cartographers in the 15th & 16th Centuries, who made maps of a steadily expanding world, were often forced to leave sections of their maps blank because no one knew what was there. In those blank spaces the would often write:

"Here Be Dragons"

Custom Etsy Shopping

I love that the home page on Etsy features items found using specific key words, so I did the same thing by searching "Dainty Things", here are some Dainty Things:

Ink & Button Felt Floral Headband

Hand blown Perfume Bottle by Modish Vintage

Alice in Wonderland Inspired Pillow by Nuka

Sleepy Bunny by Sleepy King

Crochet Blanket by Rocket & Bear

Apple Pendant Necklace by Market Store Shoppe

We Fight. We Break Up. We Kiss. We Make Up

"Apologizing: doesn't always mean that you're wrong & the other

person is right. It just means that you value your relationship

more than your ego."

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December be like...

December 2009

kind of a grey area

Chase Hates Drugs Guys.

The Semester is Officially Over.

November Be Like...

November 2009

More Completely Unnecessary Knick Knacks

My new obsession with finding the most useless shit ever conceived has finally been satisfied, behold the "Everything Else" section of Etsy's wonderful treasures.

From Left: An "original one of a kind" Twilight inspired painting for $15, a lovely brass necklace with a picture of Jesus on it... & a completely unnecessary somehow mystically knotted ball of yarn...

From Left: Bad Luck Banishing Powder (i think if you have actually bought this, a glass bottle with oregano in it can't even save you now) & a beautiful humming bird feeder hat (the sales pitch for this is so excellent "Imagine having two beautiful little hummingbirds feeding just to the right and left of you...so close you can feel the breeze generated by the beating of their wings. You can have this experience with this hummingbird hat!"... it's a helmet... with bird feeders attached)

Ukrainian Egg with a depiction of Samantha from Bewitched on it, Armor made from armadillo bone & a Plush Uterus with a missing ovary.

Knick Knackery

So in the spirit of doo-dad's, trinkets & (as my mother would call them) useless knick knacks. I went perusing through Urban Outfitters' section of nothingness & found many a useless treasure <3

Duet Un: Pink Swiss Army Knives, for the fashionable & effeminate Macgyver AND a mini portable Ouija Board, for contacting spirits on the go!

Duet Deux: Podling! A bag full a seeds you put in the sun & water so that you can have herbs in 7 days... given that you knew you needed herbs in 7 days, you'd be in business AND a key shaped bottle opener, something pretty to accompany you in getting drunk and sleeping with your friends dad!

Duet Trois: Cupcake soap on a rope, to give the illusion you're washing yourself with a sugary treat AND a feather USB drive... k that's actually pretty cool.

Duet Quatre: Coolest ipod skin ever AND mustache Band-Aid's that way miserable girls in high school can replace those awful fake half-sleeves with fake facial hair.

Duet Cinq: WTF photo album AND "get the hint" sticky notes, for being passive aggressive with your roommates.

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J'adore things aren't that useful.